- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How would you rule?

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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