Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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