- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

I put my baby in a microwave.

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