Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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your face

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Anti Joke

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