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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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