- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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