How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Mooses

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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