what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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