So, this joke isn't funny.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

ure mama's so fat

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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