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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

You idiot thats 9 letters

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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