- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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