So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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