So, this joke isn't funny.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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