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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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