What rhymes with milk...milf

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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ure mama's so fat

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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