what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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