- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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