What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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