- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What is green and slow Grass.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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