How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Guess what What

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Roses are flowers.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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