Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Beka has AIDS

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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