- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

quantum physics?

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

knock,knock you suck

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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