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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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