- Anti Joke

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.