What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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