Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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