- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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