- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

DEATH.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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