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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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