How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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