- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Hello penis

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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