- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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