- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Small Penis.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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