Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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