- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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