What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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