- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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