- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

I named my son ps2 controller

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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