whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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