- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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