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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why dont they make black forks

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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