- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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