Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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