- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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