What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Racial Equality

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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