- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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