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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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