- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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