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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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