Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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test

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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