- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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