- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

read this sentence again.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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