- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

I wrote a funny joke.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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