- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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