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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Faithful men.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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