What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Sloths

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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