- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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