- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Maths.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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