What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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