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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

The Princess is in another castle

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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