- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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