A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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