- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Faithful men.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

pobody's nerfect

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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