- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did jim all I over? He dies

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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