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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why did the black guy die? cancer

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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