What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is life? Paul.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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