What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Yellow People !!

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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