Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What is the difference?

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Tall asians

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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