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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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