- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Women outside of the kitchen.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Japan

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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