Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Your mom.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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