- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I wrote a funny joke.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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