What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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