So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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