If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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