- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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