Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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