- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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