What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

9/11

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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