A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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YOU

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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These Jokes suck.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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