- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

gingers

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Katy Perry

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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