what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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