- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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