What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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