- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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