So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

The duck didn't cross the road.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Womens rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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