Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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