- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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