What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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