- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

i like turtles

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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