- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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