- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

aodhan hearty

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

13 =B you just learned something

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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