Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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