- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Balls

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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