What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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