Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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