What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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