- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

You know whats annoying? Steve

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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