What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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