Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Penis

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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