What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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