Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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