- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Niall Horan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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