How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Rylan Clark

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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