How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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