- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

800 people died last year. end of story

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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