- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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