You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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