- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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