- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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