Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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