Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Large 4

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Your're racist.

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you see theres this guy.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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