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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

DEATH.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What do we call Osama? Osama

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Yo Mama just died.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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