Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Boob

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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