Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Praise Paisley

Anyone can post anything.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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