- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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