Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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