What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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