Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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