What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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#Getweird

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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you gay?

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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