- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

tim has no humor

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Mooses

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I hate blackniggers

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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