- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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