Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

why did the black guy die? cancer

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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