- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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