- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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