- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

why is this joke funny because your laughing

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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