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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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