- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

my egg roll

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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