- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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