How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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