- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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