- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Corn Muffins

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream