What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

homosexual rights to marriage

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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