- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

why did katy fall off her bike?

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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