- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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