- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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