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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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