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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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