knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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hello

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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cory is gay

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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