- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

all these jokes are horrible now

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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