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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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