- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Boner

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

I'm so punny.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

this website is a bad joke

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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