- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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