- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

women's rights.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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