- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber sucks

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

anti jokes are for fags

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

VITAMIN C!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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