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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do I hate? people

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

France had one revolution

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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