what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's 2+2? Fish

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

you see theres this guy.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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