Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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