- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

all these jokes are horrible now

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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