What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Lindsay Lohan

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

women's rights.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Knock Knock. Not home.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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