How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

cory is gay

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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