your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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