- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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