It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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