- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Diarrhea

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's your blood type? Red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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