Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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