- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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