- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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