- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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