- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

every knight i see an owl at window

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Yanter, Look it up

why was the cat black it was a black cat

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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