Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Sarah Palin.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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The WPGA tour

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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