Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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