- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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