- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

whats green and slimy? green slim

taking out the trash... at night

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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