- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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