- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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