- Anti Joke

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Hello.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.