- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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