have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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