- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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