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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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