- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Where's my baby??

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

haha black people :D

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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