- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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