- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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