what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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