Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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