what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Anti Joke

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