Camerons hair is Curly..

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Anti Joke

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