- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

the economy.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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