- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

my gramma died

Actually it was me Josh brown

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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