- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

your face

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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