- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What hurts like hell? HELL

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How many light bulbs? 1

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

kennah campion when she talks

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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