- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Obama lin Baden.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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