- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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