BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Me

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Feminism

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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My peni s

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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