- Anti Joke

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.