What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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