- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

here's a joke... the american education society

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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