- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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