- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

God is real.

No your aunties a joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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