What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Make me famous

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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