- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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