Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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