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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Tall asians

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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