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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

the economy.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

1+2 = 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Anti Joke

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