Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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