- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's better than a stick? A stone

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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