- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

This is not a joke.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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