What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Anti Joke

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