Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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