I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

This is not a joke.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A van drives into a car.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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